{"id":84108,"date":"2013-08-21T15:45:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-21T15:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.english-culture.com\/?p=564"},"modified":"2022-06-24T12:54:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-24T12:54:01","slug":"henry-louis-mencken-famous-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.english-culture.com\/henry-louis-mencken-famous-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Henry Louis Mencken Famous Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Henry Louis Mencken quotes and aphorisms<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Henry Louis Mencken Famous Quotes and quotations about love, marriage, democracy, life, pleasure, hell, prejudice, criticism, music, liberty, school.<\/span><\/p>\n

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Honor is simply the morality of superior men.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out… without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Temptation is a woman’s weapon and man’s excuse.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

We must be willing to pay a price for freedom.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

When a new source of taxation is found it never means, in practice, that the old source is abandoned. It merely means that the politicians have two ways of milking the taxpayer where they had one before.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

No man ever quite believes in any other man. One may believe in an idea absolutely, but not in a man.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don’t want to meet them.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool.\u00a0 After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

All government, of course, is against liberty.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Wealth – any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.<\/span><\/p>\n

I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Most people want security in this world, not liberty.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That’s the way the mind of man operates.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.<\/span><\/p>\n

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other’s speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

There is always an easy solution to every problem – neat, plausible, and wrong.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Alimony – the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Let’s not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Life is a dead-end street.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body.<\/span>
\n Henry Louis Mencken<\/span><\/p>\n

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